Category: Let's talk
At risk of not being politically correct ... here's the Man topic: Farts, sharts, cigars, stunt stories, everything guy ...
In many online forums, there's the girls-only or girl-oriented stuff, that's a good thing, but here's ours .So toss in your best firecracker or other prank story - some stunt you pulled, any decent fart or whatever.
Here's something a friend of mine sent me, and yes I had headphone on as the women in my house would have grossed out ...
It was a Shart: Youtube video
It may be Youtube but it's a full-length audio and it's a laugh-your-ass-off. So have another beer ...
Any man with the balls to play the above video at a family event, where the women are talking about medical procedures that'd gross out a pirate, deserves free beer for a year!
lol Hope I won't get kicked out for being a woman. First, bravo on not being politically correct. That always pisses me off. Second, I don't get these women who get all grossed out, who are all feminine and lady-like and who can't relax and take a joke. They really need to lighten up. third, where's the video man? lol You forgot to include it. I wanna laugh my ass off too.
as for a story, Mom's partner Joanie and I sometimes have burping contests at the table. We drive Mom and Grandma crazy. She always beats me with really long ones, but you can't say I don't try my best. Once, when I was really little, she put a woppie cussion on the bed and I sat down. Being the little kid that I was, I'd never heard of such a thing. My face got all red and I was like "excuse me." Once she showed it to me I couldn't stop laughing and did it to her the next day. I've also recently got a cap gun and use it to drive Grandma nuts. lol
Wow! How'd you put the link in the post like that? I've never seen that here on the Boards and the Mac, as usual, didn't tell me it was a link. hahahahaha Oh man! This is fucking hilarious! Sharing with friends.
The video is in the middle of the first message and no of course you wouldn't be kicked out on behalf of being a woman.
You're right about them being ladylike, until what you forgot to mention, they start talking about medical procedures ...
Anyway go to post 1 and just tab or use your links list feature i embedded the html in the message.
Otherwise paste the following into your web browser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyIo9uvRT2I
You know below the field for adding a post, there is "available tabg" well just add the html there. I wish farts.com was as good as it used to be.
Once when bonsaikitten.com was still newI used admin tools to force it to be a rather uptight woman's homepage for a couple weeks; she'd change it at work and then after a reboot, it would be back. One of the many security holes in the mid to late 1990s. Oh and BTW the kitten sounds like it's mewing from a jar and apparently looks like it, too.
For animal rights zealots, sorry to burst the bubble but it was a hoax experiment by a guy from MIT in the mid 90s (probably on something or several somethings).
oh wow! Funny! i just put this on my twitter.
Thanks man. Grate one.
Holy, shit! laughed my ass off. I loved that. disgusting, but funny. omg ...
Whatever happened to Pastor Gas? There used to be a web site pastorgas.com that had clips of an evangelist well ... talking out both ends. Apparently the videos were doctored clips of a real person and not an actor, and the farts were just inserted into convenient spots.
One I remember was where he was saying something like "Wait, wait, it's coming ..." fart, "ah" and the group oohing or something. The videos were a home job apparently, but they were a laugh your ass off ... and apparently the guy was real though the farts were imposed. Also he was prancing or something into the phone switchboard room or something to collect funds from one of those telethon things, and as he's going in there getting all worked up, he's hop-stepping along ... hop, fart, hop, fart ...that's the best I could make of it not having sight, you could hear what sounded like childish jumping up and down ... with a bit of jet propultsion to boot.
Unfortunately that site is long gone I guess; haven't looked in a few years ...
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